Did you know that you needed to listen to Jigglypuff sing the Game of Thrones theme?
Well you did, and thanks to me, you can. You’re welcome.
(via honey-and-vinegar)
This is so babies Dear Advertisers
I promise to immediately switch to the product of the first advertiser I see who shows me a commercial of a man teaching his son to do the dishes or laundry.
I am not joking.
Love, Blueandbluer.
And not in some “let’s placate Mommy” sort of way. As in, Dad and Son doing the gddamn dishes because dishes need fucking doing, the end.
Co-signed. And the mom can’t come in and act surprised like she’s never seen it before. It has to look like they do it all the time and it’s a normal dad/son behavior.
Well, this would be a good start. But I won’t be happy until I see men doing high-kicks while they vacuum and laughing into their cup of reduced-calorie yogurt.
No, okay, no one wants to see that. No one wants to see ANYONE doing that.
Listen, I feel you, but now I really, really, really want to see a man on my teevee laugh at some fucking salad.
When someone finally invents something to combat ball stench, will they show men in grey hoodies looking forlorn?
I want someone to imply they won’t get a job if they have ball stench.
I want them to allude to ball stench with a series of incomprehensible euphemisms that make men completely unsure of whether or not they actually have a problem with their body. I’d accept “that not so fresh feeling,” “masculine odor,” or any allusion to an aquatic animal.
Commentary….
And LMFAO at Ball Stench.
I would laugh so hard…
reblogging for commentary.
“Dad, do you ever feel … you know … down there?”
“Son, when I feel … you know … down there … I use scrōtfresh!”
“Thanks, dad!”
Scrōtfresh!
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They’ve got this.
Idea from cafemicaela.
The Internet is a better place because I made this.
"There is only one God, and his name is R’hllor, you fucking heathen."
— If Syrio were Melisandre
